I know the world is gonna end. Scientists have found that on the 21st that the world will go dark. This natural phenomena is called.......
NIGHTTIME!!!!!
There once was a thriving land full of magnificent creatures and humans,
Suddenly on December 21, 2012 it all happened,
Animals and humans became mutants that ravage the land at night,
YOU are the last human,
Your name...
Steve
You set out to do one thing, rebuild and survive the new, strange lands that you once called home
This is the story of minecraft
Playing games for the graphics is like watching p0rn for the story
Lol so true 
~Copy
Then scientist suddenly found the 2nd part of the Mayan Calander! :O
Think dirt is useless? Think again.
The Mayans were lazy little fuckers. They could have continued their calendar but when they hit the pole shift they needed to use calculus and were like "Fuck that - that's thousands of years from now."
The mayans died dec 21 of whatever year so they couldnt add dec 21 on their stone calendar
I cant really build anything.
There once was a thriving land full of magnificent creatures and humans,
Suddenly on December 21, 2012 it all happened,
Animals and humans became mutants that ravage the land at night,
YOU are the last human,
Your name...
Steve
You set out to do one thing, rebuild and survive the new, strange lands that you once called homeThis is the story of minecraft
The Mayans were lazy little fuckers. They could have continued their calendar but when they hit the pole shift they needed to use calculus and were like "Fuck that - that's thousands of years from now."
Lol, both funny 😀